i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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