i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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