i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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