Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
My pussy is not your playground.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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