ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
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Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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