i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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