So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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