He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
third nipple confirmed
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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