I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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