The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Rumble strips road head = magical
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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