Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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