It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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