is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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