Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces