he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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