Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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