Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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