So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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