Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
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It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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