He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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