All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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