brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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