Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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