haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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