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so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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