I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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