oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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