Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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