yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
