A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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