My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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