My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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