I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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