I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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