windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
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