I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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