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i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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