she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
theres a video...