Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
then he tried to convert me to islam
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
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You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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