You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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