Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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