He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.