you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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