I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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