normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
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