if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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