i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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