I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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