people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
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Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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