yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You ruined the universe
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
