I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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