Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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