i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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