Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
