11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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