That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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