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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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